From 1ef4d15177ff9cdaf795088298a43d07e3d8a881 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: pdbogen Date: Thu, 30 Aug 2007 02:42:05 +0000 Subject: [PATCH] Example factoids file, full if juicy stuff. git-svn-id: https://www.cernu.us/~pdbogen/svn/destult2@12 088b83a4-0077-4247-935c-42ec02c2848b --- examples/factoids.yaml | 159 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 1 file changed, 159 insertions(+) create mode 100644 examples/factoids.yaml diff --git a/examples/factoids.yaml b/examples/factoids.yaml new file mode 100644 index 0000000..08eaa4e --- /dev/null +++ b/examples/factoids.yaml @@ -0,0 +1,159 @@ +--- +1337: One Thousand Three Hundred Thirty-Seven|One less than 1338|One greater than 1336 +8BALL: "Signs point to yes.|Yes.|Reply hazy, try again.|Without a doubt.|My sources say no.|As I see it, yes.|You may rely on it.|Concentrate and ask again.|Outlook not so good.|It is decidedly so.|Better not tell you now.|Very doubtful.|Yes - definitely.|It is certain.|Cannot predict now.|Most likely.|Ask again later.|My reply is no.|Outlook good.|Don't count on it.|Fuck if I know.|You know what? No. Just... No.|Why the hell not?" +:-*: *blush* Awwwww. +<3: I less-than-three you too. +AC3: "To play AC3 audio in movies, you'll need the AC3 Filter. Get it here: http://ac3filter.sourceforge.net . Click on 'Download', and then click on piece of paper with 1s and 0s that should be next to a filsize (e.g., 296 kb); Another page will come up, and after a moment the download should start." +ACTIVE: 'one of the modes of operation for the direct connect protocol. In active mode, your software can accept incoming connections as well as make outgoing connections. A user in Active mode can download from or upload to any other user. Please note that if you have any firewall running (Including Windows Firewall), it will need to be set to allow incoming connections to your direct connect client. See also: passive, switch to active, firewall' +AGGIEBUCKS: Antonio's|Applebee's|Bennigan's|Blue Baker|Buck's Pizza|Cafe Eccel|Cheddar's|Chicken Express|Chicken Oil Co.|Chili's|Cotton Patch Cafe|Dixie Chicken|Domino's|Double Dave's|Dudley's Draw|Fat Burger|Fazoli's|Fitzwilly's|Freebird's|Fuddruckers|Gumby's|Honey-B Ham and Deli|Imperial Chinese Restaurant|Jason's Deli|Johnny Carino's|Kyoto Sushi|La Bodega|Layne's|Little Caesar's|Margarita Rocks|Martin's|Mi Cocina|Mr. G's Pizzaria|Mr. Gatti's Pizza|New York Sub|Olive Garden|On The Border|Panda Express|Papa John's|Pho John's|Red Lobster|Roly Poly|Rudy's Barbecue|Schlotzsky's Deli|T Bone Jones|Texas Roadhouse|The Deluxe|Wings N' More +AGGIECODE: '| An aggie does not lie, cheat, or steal or tolerate those who do.' +ALCOHOL: Here's what the Encyclopedia Galactica has to say about alcohol. It says that alcohol is a colourless volatile liquid formed by the fermentation of sugars and also notes its intoxicating effect on certain carbon-based life forms. +ALCOHOLISM: "You know how some people are chocoholics? Well, I'm an \"alcohol\"-ic.|Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only disease you can get yelled at for having. \"Dammit, Otto, you are an alcoholic.\" \"Dammit, Otto, you have Lupus.\" One of those two doesn't sound right." +AM I RIGHT?: 'You are correct, sir!|Yes, you are!' +ANSWER: 'yes|no|maybe -- CivilTHOR' +ASIAN: Jins1|Jins2|China King|Taste of China|Chef Cao's +ASK: 'Do not ask to ask. Do not ask if anyone can answer your question. Just ask; Make your questions precise, complete, and on-topic. If nobody answers, either (a) nobody can, or (b) nobody wants to. Either way, go away and ask again later.' +ASP: ASs-raPage +AUDACITY: 'a Free and Open-Sourced cross-platform audio editor, written under the GNU General Public License ("GPL"), and is highly recommended for all your audio manipulation and mutilation needs. See: http://audacity.sourceforge.net/' +BARBECUE: C&J|J. Cody|Martin's|Rudy's +BASHRANDOM: rss http://bash.org/xml/?random&num=1 1 !@title !@description +BEAST: '667 - Sharer of the Duplex of the Beast|668 - Neighbor of the Beast' +BEBOP COLA: 'WELL HELLO CONSUMER, YES HELLO CONSUMER. BA BA BA-BA BA-BA-BA. BEBOP COLA. YEAH' +BERZERKER: 'Nah...|MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK, BERZERKER!|WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK, BERZERKER!' +BILL BRASKY: "Did you know Bill Brasky is the godfather of my son? He shows up at church in his golf pants, caked in mud. Well, ol' Bill Brasky pushes the priest aside and says, \"I'll baptize that piece of calamari!\" Then he pours scotch all over my baby son and says, \"There! You're baptized!\" My son is blind to this day!|Bill Brasky orchestrated the merger between UNICEF and Smith and Wesson.|Bill Brasky's family crest is a picture of a barracuda eating Neil Armstrong.|Bill Brasky once did a production of \"The King and I.\" On opening night, he chloroformed the entire cast and slowly ate them in front of the audience for two hours. It got pretty good reviews.|Bill Brasky hated Mexicans. And he was half Mexican. And he hated Irony.|Bill Brasky did three tours in 'Nam. I was in Corpus Christi on business a month ago, and I had this eight foot tall Asian waiter, which made me curious. I asked him his name. Sure enough, it's Ho Tran Brasky!" +BITTORRENT: 'a distributed network for downloading files with a centralized tracker. Bittorrent CAN be used while on campus, however you will experience very low speeds for two reasons: (1) Peers on bittorrent are not able to make incoming connections to you, which limits your potential to upload, which limits your total download speed, and (2) bittorrent, as a mass-transfer protocol, is packet-shaped when communicating outside of the Texas A&M University network.' +BLOODNINJA: 'Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn. |I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....|My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love. |I tear off your wooden peg leg.' +BOOK OF HUB: 'Chapter 3, Verse 27: And thus spake the HUB, "pdbogen is badass."|Chapter 5, Verse 22: Thou shalt complaineth not about downloads speeds, for thou hast been forsaken by spacerat. Thou must repent, and sacrifice thy youngest lamb.|Chapter 4, Verse 8: The HUB did smite the unrepentent, for they shared only in Passive mode.|Chapter 5, Verse 2: And so the HUB did seperate the Words and Letters and Numbers, (3) And did tell them that they should remain seperate and not substitute for one another, lest they suffer the wrath of the HUB.' +BOTSHOT: Yum!|Thanks!|:D|=D|*gulp* +BOTSNACK: :)|:D|:>|^_^ +C#: 'AKA, Microsoft Sodomy 95' +C++: C++ +CAKE: 'Key Addressed Crypto Encapsulation. A network protocol that lives on top of IP, SMTP, or any of a wide variety of other protocols.' +CD IMAGE: 'a file that represents a byte-accurate copy of a CD. The two most common formats are .ISO and .BIN/.CUE. For the latter, you will need both files for each image; one of them will be very small. To use any CD image you will need to either burn the image to CD, or use a program like Daemon Tools ( http://www.daemon-tools.cc/dtcc/download.php?mode=ViewCategory&catid=5 ) to mount the image to a virtual CD drive. The latter method is generally preferred. Another popular image format is .MDF/.MDS, which is the native format of Alcohol 120%.' +CHEESE IT: *hides* +CHUCKNORRIS: Chuck Norris put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop. +CODEC: "If you can't figure out what codec you need to play a video file, download a program called GSpot (http://www.headbands.com/gspot/download.html) and open the movie file with that. It will tell you what video codec you need. You can then download the codec by searching google (www.google.com) for the name of it. This technique is also useful for movies where the audio does not play correctly." +CODECS: parse codec +CONNECT: "To connect to a Direct Connect hub, you first need a Direct Connect client. For windows, I recommend DC++ ( http://dcplusplus.sf.net ). You should read your chosen client's 'Help' files to learn a bit more. You should be able to ask someone else what the current DC server is. (Or you can ask me about 'DC server', which may be out of date)" +CREDITS: 'I am a Destultifier-Class Information Robot. I was written from scratch by Octalthorpe AKA pdbogen (Patrick Bogen) to serve the needs of the TAMU Direct Connect community. I am version 2.0. See also: DONATE' +CSFORECAST: 'rss http://www.rssweather.com/rss.php?config=&forecast=zandh&place=brazos+county&state=tx&zipcode=&country=us&county=48041&zone=txz196&alt=rss20a 2-6 @+#title : +#description' +CSWEATHER: rss http://www.weather.gov/data/current_obs/KCLL.rss 1 +title +CUISINE: asian|barbecue|hamburgers|italian|mexican|pho|pizza|steak +DC SERVER: jms.resnet.tamu.edu +DCBARBIE: 'But switching to active mode is HARD!|Why do I download at like 2kb/s now? I moved off campus and it worked at like 50 before.| wow computers are crazy| how do you do those personal emoticons?' +DCIDIOT: learn sentence buildion| do urself a favor... go back in time and correct ur spelling dictation mistakes| is u there| is u suck pen +DELIVERY: Blue Baker|Buck's Pizza|Burger Boy|Chef Cao's|Domino's|Double Dave's|Fat Burger|Gumby's|Jason's Deli|Jin's World Cafe|Joy Luck|Little Caesar's|Mr. Gatti's|New York Sub|Papa John's|Partner's|Pita Pit|Pizza Hut|Potato Shack|Roly Poly|Jin's1 +DESTULT: 'an infobot to edify the denizens of DC. See Also: CREDITS' +DEVIL'S ADVOCATE: I like Verizon! They serve a very difficult purpose and they do so with grace and aplomb. +DICT PATRICK: "'Patrick': adj: Totally awesome." +DICTS: "devils, The Devil's Dictionary; easton, Easton's 1897 Bible Dictionary; elements, Elemental Database; FOLDOC, the Free Online Dictionary of Computing; gazetteer, the U.S. Gazetteer, circa 1990; gcide, the Collaborative International Dictionary of Unknown English; hitchcock, Hitchcock's Bible Names Dictionary; jargon, Jargon File; vera, Virtual Entity of Relevant Acronyms; web1913, Webster's 1913 Dictionary; wn, WordNet2;" +DIGG: rss http://digg.com/rss/index.xml 4 +DOLEMITE: the tough black mineral that won't cop out when there's heat all about.|I'm 40% Dolemite! +DONATE: 'Like Destult? Want to show your appreciation? Paypal to pdbogen@gmail.com, or contact pdbogen for other means.' +DONATIONS: "Donations are accepted via paypal or in cash. Just ask in the channel if you'd like to donate, and we'll help you do so. To donate by PayPal, please visit: http://tinyurl.com/eepp6" +DOWNLOAD: "First, search for what you want (see 'search'). Most clients will allow you to double-click on a search result to begin downloading it. You may also double-click on the name of a person in your client's user list to retrieve their file list, which you can then download from." +DRIVERGUIDE: driver2/all +ENHANCEMENTS: rss http://enhancement.tamu.edu/rss.php?area=enhancement 10 +FAILBOAT: http://cernu.us/~pdbogen/img/fail/failboat.jpg +FAQ: 'the following: SUGGESTIONS or CD IMAGE or CODEC or DOWNLOAD or SEARCH' +FARK: rss http://www.fark.com/fark.rss 4 +FIREWALL: "To use Active Mode, Direct Connect needs to be able to listen on ports 411 and 1412. If you have a firewall (such as Windows firewall), it may block these ports, in which case it will need to be configured to not do so. If you have a router, it needs to be configured to forward these ports to the computer running Direct Connect; additionally, Direct Connect will need to be configured with the router's external (or \"WAN\" or \"Internet\") IP as well. You may find your router's IP address by visiting: http://wwww.whatismyip.org." +FORTY: "When no one was looking, Lex Luthor took forty cakes. He took 40 cakes. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible." +GALILEO: 'But I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with senses, reason, and intellect has intended to forgo their use and by some other means to give us knowledge which we can attain by them.' +GOOGLE: http://justfuckinggoogleit.com/ +GROUPHUG: rss http://grouphug.us/rss 1 +HAMBURGERS: Fuddrucker's|Burger House|Carter Burger +HANLON'S RAZOR: Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity. +HART: 'Hey, Hart! Nobody likes you!' +HELP: " - Look up a factoid matching . listkeys - Lists any keys matching . dict - Searches an online dictionary (WordNet 2) for the given phrase. whoareyou - commands the bot to tell you what it thinks its name is; Might be useful to test the status of your connection. You may also direct the bot to tell someone else a factoid by asking it to 'tell about '. There are three ways to issue commands to the bot: By name (E.g., 'Destult, listkeys'), by nickname (~) (E.g., '~listkeys'), or through a PM, in which case you must present the raw command (E.g., 'listkeys'). See also: 'faq' -- The 'abort' command will cancel any pending text." +HI: 'Howdy, $nick!|Hi, $nick.|Hey there, $nick.' +HOMEWORK: http://www.google.com +HUB: "A new hub has been established at 'quijibo.vpsland.com'. This hub is being run on a leased server, so DONATIONS ARE HIGHLY APPRECIATED. This server costs $12 per month to run, plus any fees for bandwidth overages. IF YOU DO NOT DONATE, THIS HUB WILL DISAPPEAR. See Also: donations" +HUMOR: http://quijibo.physics.tamu.edu/~pdbogen/img/kittens/ISenseDanger.jpg|http://quijibo.physics.tamu.edu/~pdbogen/img/kittens/InvisibleSandwich.jpg +I18N: "'i' then eighteen letters then 'n' == Internationalization" +IAHWEATHER: rss http://www.weather.gov/data/current_obs/KIAH.rss 1 +title +INTERNET DISEASE: 'Displaying old, faded, blurred or otherwise non-descript photographs of oneself, taken with bad lighting and at awkward angles, on the Internet in order to make you appear more attractive to people online than you are in real life.' +ITALIAN: Olive Garden|Fritella|Fazoli's|Square One|Caffe Capri +ITIM: 'Information Technology Issues Management. Among other things, they enforce copyright policy at TAMU.' +JACKHANDEY: "I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.|Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo flying across in front of a beautiful sunset. And he has a beautiful rose in his beak. And also he is carrying a very beautiful painting in his feet. And also, you're drunk.|Mom always told me I could be whatever I wanted to be when I grew up, 'within reason.' When I asked her what she meant by 'within reason,' she said, 'You ask a lot of questions for a garbage man.'" +JINGOISM: " i win, 'cause i got the gun" +JMS: The hub changed hands. The new hub address is jms.resnet.tamu.edu. +JOKE: A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his addiction is destroying his family. +KERNEL: rss http://kernel.org/kdist/rss.xml 4 +KEY: text +KILL ALL HUMANS: 'Shut up, spacerat.' +LCOFF-MASTER: http://admin:RLRlives@rlradio.org/lancaster/1024x768/die.php +LCOFF-OCTAL: http://admin:RLRlives@66.134.150.180/~patrick/lancaster/1024x768/die.php +LCON-MASTER: http://admin:RLRlives@rlradio.org/lancaster/1024x768/revive.php +LCON-OCTAL: http://admin:RLRlives@66.134.150.180/~patrick/lancaster/1024x768/revive.php +LIGHTBULB: "How many vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ... You don't know, man. You don't KNOW, 'cause you weren't THERE.|How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb? ... None. They just sit in the dark and cry.|How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ... Two. One to hold the giraffe, the other to fill the bathtub with brightly coloured machine tools.|How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb? ... Two. One to change the lightbulb, the other to hold the penis. I mean, ladder. LADDER!|How many straight San Franciscans does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... Both.|How many believable, competent, \"just-right-for-the-job\" presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb? ... It's going to be a long, dark four years.|How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ... Twelve. Ya got a problem wif' that?|How many frat boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... None; frat boys screw in puddles of vomit.|How many thought police does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ... None. There never was any light bulb.|How many punks does it take to change a light bulb? ... Three. One to screw it in, one to kick the chair out from under the first, and another to scream \"THAT was SO punk rock!\"" +LOL: "not a first person statement. If you wish to express mirth/amusement, please use 'heh' or 'hah' or some variant thereof. If you wish to use 'lol,' please do so in the third person; I.e., '-me lol' or '/me lol,' as appropriate." +LOOPTEST: looptest +LOVE: "a small, lonely ball of mud hurtling through space at the far end of the universe.|an emotionally distributed Boston Terrier in an itchy pink wool sweater barking uncontrollably at a falling leaf.|a red-faced, badly sunburned tourist sweating profusely on the wiki-wiki bus at the Honolulu airport for all eternity.|a big, yellow, heavily-rusted dumptruck being driven around a mountain curve at 70MPH by a bitter, weeping, delusional guy in a backwards baseball cap worn at all times to cover up his bald spot.|a furtive kiss in a dark basement full of beady-eyed, drunken frat boys whacking each other's butts with hand-carved hazing paddles.|holding your breath and diving for pearls, only to get your leg clamped on by a giant clam that won't let go. At night, the sludge eels come." +MAO: The ghost of Chariman Mao will get you. Remember all the trouble you had with Stalin? +MAROON: '#762536' +MCSE: to computers as McDonalds Certified Chef is to fine cuisine +MEXICAN: Mi Cocina|Taco Cabana|Taqueria Arandas|Casa Ole|Los Nortenos +MIRC: a popular Windows client for the IRC chat network. +MITCH: "Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only disease you can get yelled at for having. \"Dammit, Otto, you are an alcoholic.\" \"Dammit, Otto, you have Lupus.\" One of those two doesn't sound right.|To do this show, I had to take a physical. They asked me a bunch of medical questions. And they were, like, yes or no questions, but they were very strangely worded. Like, \"Have you ever tried sugar..... or PCP?\"|I got my hair highlighted, because I felt some strands were more important than others.|Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier than helping someone move. I just went over to his house and made sure that he did not start to load shit into a truck.|If you get lost in the woods, fuck it, build a house! I used to be lost, but now I live here! I have severely improved my predicament!|I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.|If I had nine of my fingers missing I wouldn't type any slower.|I don't wear a watch because I want my arms to weigh the same. So if somebody asks me what time it is, I have to tell them something that is going on. \"What time is it, Mitch?\" \"Uh, that guy is eating a hamburger.\" \"Shit, I had to be somewhere.\"|Man. I went to the doctor the other day. All this guy did was suck blood out of my neck. Never go to see Dr. Acula.|My apartment is infested with koala bears. It's the cutest infestation ever. Way better than cockroaches. When I turn on the light a bunch of koala bears scatter. And I don't want them to, you know? I'm like, \"Hey, wait, come back. Let me hold one of you... and feed you a leaf.\"|I was in a restaurant and I ordered a chicken sandwich, but I don't think the waitress heard me because she said, \"OK, how would you like your eggs, sir?\" I tried to answer anyhow: \"Incubated. And then raised. And then beheaded. And then plucked. And then cut up. And then put on a grill. And then put on a bun. Shit, it's gonna take a while. I do not have time. Scrambled!\"|I played golf, I'm not good at golf, I never got a hole-in-one ... but I did hit a guy. And that's way more satisfying. You're supposed to yell \"fore,\" but I was too busy mumbling, \"There ain't no way that's gonna hit him.\" I hit a guy in one. What's par for hitting a guy? One. If you hit a guy in two, you are an asshole.|When you go to a restaurant on the weekends and it's busy they start a waiting list. They start calling out names, they say \"Dufrene, party of two. Dufrene, party of two.\" And if no one answers they'll say their name again. \"Dufrene, party of two, Dufrene, party of two.\" But then if no one answers they'll just go right on to the next name. \"Bush, party of three.\" Yeah, but what happened to the Dufrenes? No one seems to give a shitWho can eat at a time like this - people are missing. You fuckers are selfish... the Dufrenes are in someone's trunk right now, with duct tape over their mouths. And they're hungry! That's a double whammy. We need help. Bush, search party of three! You can eat when you find the Dufrenes.|I got a lamp in my hotel room and it has a 3-way lightbulb in it. If you don't know a lightbulb is a 3-way lightbulb, it messes with your head, because you go to turn it off and it just gets brighter. Like \"Damn it, lightbulb, that's the exact opposite of what I wanted you to do.\" And then you turn it again and it gets brighter once more. \"I will break you.\"" +MONETEREY'S COAST: Setec Astronomy|Too Many Secrets|My Socrates Note +MY SOCRATES NOTE: Setec Astronomy|Too Many Secrets|Monterey's Coast +NEONE: "There's no 'e' at the end of Neon, jackass! (Maybe you meant 'anyone'?)" +NEXTSEQUEL: Star Wars|Indiana Jones|THX-1138 +NORTHGATE: Taco Bell|Fatburger|Schlotzsky's|Jin's 1|Jin's 2|Fitzwilly's|Antonio's|Dixie Chicken|Dudley's Draw|Freebird's|Pita Pit|Kyoto +NOWLAN'S THEOREM: '"He who hesitates is not only lost, but several miles from the next freeway exit."' +OEM: Original Equipment Manufacturer +OFF CAMPUS: "Attempting to use TAMU Direct Connect from off-campus will result in extremely poor speeds. This is because the outgoing connection from A&M dorms to the rest of the world is 'shaped'. That is, specific types of network communications are assigned specific priorities, or, in some cases (as in the case of Direct Connect traffic), directly limited to a certain (low) amount of bandwidth." +OGGVORBIS: http://tobias.everwicked.com/oggds.htm +OPHELP: 'identify ; password ; register ; define as ; advertise :: (advertise -1 for usage & example); append with ; ignore ; unignore ; config []; classify ; access ; link ' +PASSIVE: 'one of the modes of operation for the direct connect protocol. In passive mode, your software can only make outgoing connections, not accept incoming connections. A user in Passive mode can download from or upload to only users in Active mode, not users in passive mode. Passive mode is inferior to Active mode, but is occasionally required due to firewalls and whatnot. Passive mode should be avoided whenever poassible. See also: active, switch to active, firewall' +PASTEBIN: "It's rude to post a large amount of code into a channel. Please use a pastebin, such as as the one located at http://pastebin.com/ and provide a link." +PATRIOTISM: politics are so...18 years old +PDBOGEN DINNER: "pdbogen dinner. No real reason. All are invited, just let us know if you're coming so that we can arrange rides, if necessary, and have a reasonably accurate number to give to the restaurant folks for tables and the like. If there's somewhere you'd like to go, feel free to suggest it. To register your attendence, please type '~rsvp'. If you change your mind, typing '~rsvp' again will clear you from the list." +PFHF: "\"Where is my personal fucking help forum?\" \"Is this my personal fucking help forum?\" \"It goes, 'Baaa.' That is a sheep.\" \"That is not my personal fucking help forum.\" -Sancho" +PHO: Pho John's|Vietnamese Taste +PICKUP: "Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.|Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?|So, you're a girl huh?|This is a test of the emergency pick up line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pick up line.|Did your father have sex with a carrot? Cause you've got nice eyes.|Good day for weather.|You must be an adverb, because you sure do modify me!|I think you and I should dipthong.|If you were my sister/brother, incest would be cool.|Nice weather, let's fuck.|If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?|Does this smell like chloroform?" +PICS: Pics or it didn't happen. +PIRATE: Do what you want because a pirate is free; you are a pirate! +PIZZA: Papa John's|Domino's|Double Dave's|Pizza Hut|Gumby's|Antonio's|Mr. G's Pizza +PROBLEMS: rss http://problem.tamu.edu/rss.php?area=problem 10 +R: the universal constant in the gas equation P*V=R*T for one mol +RSSFEEDS: 'The following RSS feeds are available: slashdot digg fark thebatt kernel woot problems enhancements csweather' +RTFFAQ: http://aggiedc.org/wiki/FAQ +RTFM: man man +SADNESS: bash 414593 +SAY HI: Hi! +SEARCH: "Your client should have some 'search' mechanism. If you can read this, you are NOT looking at such a mechanism." +SETEC ASTRONOMY: Too Many Secrets|Monterey's Coast|My Socrates Note +SLASHDOT: rss http://rss.slashdot.org/Slashdot/slashdot 4 +SMARTQUESTIONS: 'Please read this URL to increase your chances of getting a useful answer to your question: http://www.catb.org/~esr/faqs/smart-questions.html' +SOUTHSIDE: 'Northside, close-knit! Southside, eat shit!' +SPST: 'Single Pole, Single Throw' +SSHTUNNEL: 'ssh -L :: @' +STEAK: Cheddar's|J. Cody's|Outback|Texas Roadhouse +STING: Ba-dum *CHING* +SUGGESTIONS: 'If you have any suggestions for new features or factoids, private-message Octalthorpe.' +SWITCH TO ACTIVE: 'To switch to active, click File -> Settings -> Connection Settings then click either Active, or Direct Connection. Then click ok. You may have to click the button with two green arrows to reconnect. See Also: firewall' +TEST: test d b c +THEBATT: 'rss http://www.thebatt.com/articles.rss? 4' +THO: an ethnic group inhabiting the mountainous region of Northern Vietnam numbering about seventy thousand. +TOOMANYSECRETS: Setec Astronomy|Montereys Coast|My Socrates Note +TORRENT: 'a file containing information about how to fetch some data from the bittorrent network. To utilize a .torrent, you will need a bittorrent client. The author recommends Azureus (http://azureus.sf.net). See also: bittorrent' +TSOS: 'The humans must be shoved. They must go down the stairs|Please go stand by the stairs, so I can protect you|I am better than the shover robot|Pushing will protect you from the terrible secret of space|Do not trust the pusher robot, he is malfunctioning|' +U: "a letter, Jim! It's YOU. Y-O-U. Not *U*. YOU is a word. U is a letter. (dpkg@freenode/#debian)" +UNSTABLE: 'another word for "new," or "beta". Unless otherwise informed, unstable is better than stable.' +UR: an ancient Sumerian city located on a former channel of the Euphrates River +VIDEO CARD: having specs at http://www.tomshardware.com/graphic/20031229/index.html ..Check out the benchmarks for the card you like. +VOLDEMORT: 'Voldemort, voldemort / Oooh volde- volde- volde / Voldemort!' +WARDRIVING: 'driving around in your car with a wireless card and a computer, mapping wireless networks; Usually includes GPS, to physically map the location of Access Points.' +WARNING: 'CAUTION: Rinse thoroughly if this bot is sprayed in eyes. If swallowed, drink a large quantity of milk or water. Contact a doctor.|NOTE: The natural oils in this bot may cause a slight change in color.|WARNING: This bot is not a spermicide or contraceptive.|CAUTION: This bot is extremely slippery. Clean spills immediately.|CAUTION: Do not apply this bot to broken skin. If a rash develops, discontinue use.|NOTE: This bot has a special protective coating which makes it easy to swallow.|WARNING: This bot should only be served to children who are accustomed to solid foods.|WARNING: DO NOT LET DR. MARIO TOUCH YOUR GENITALS. HE IS NOT A REAL DOCTOR.' +WHAT DO I GET?: What you pay for. +WHY: '|Because you touch yourself at night.' +WOOT: rss http://www.woot.com/blog/rss.aspx 1 +WUT: German for 'rage'. +WWJD: Who Wants Jack Daniels? +XVID: 'grab the XviD binaries for (for encoding and decoding) from http://koepi.org/xvid.shtml . Look for "Latest Unstable Binary" (See [unstable])' +Y: '"y" is not a word.' +YOUFAIL: 'I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.|http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/8287/shipmentka5.jpg|You eat the fortune cookie. There is a scrap of paper inside. It says: "You will choke to death on a fortune cookie." Identify your possessions? (Y/N)' +YOURMOM: Your mom is so dumb she tried to minimize a 12-variable function to a minimal sum of products using a Karnaugh map instead of the Quine-McCluskey Algorithm. +=: noe 2 thynges can be maore equalle -- 2.11.0